Who’s to blame for transfer window bullshit?

As the winter transfer window approaches, it’s worth musing on what will be a period filled with very little other than lies, speculation and click bait.

Who is to blame for all the spurious, deceptive and fraudulent stories?

Football People

Looking at the language used in these stories will often give a clue as to their origins. ‘We understand’ or ‘Sources close to the club/player’ are code for ‘someone with a vested interest in making this transfer happen’ or ‘the player wants better terms at his existing club’. Most football journalists are in someone’s pocket because they have to be. Having a source inside a major club is vital – and these sources are quite often looking to use the media to indirectly manipulate a situation. This gives the clubs and player agents a convenient filter through which to conduct negotiations.

United have been linked with countless players since the summer window closed. It’s safe to say that we could be a willing buyer as our attack sputters yet the league title is somehow still within sight.

We’re supposedly interested in everyone from Ronaldo, Bale and Neymar to the likes of Michail Antonio.

The media know that United sources will be important to them in the future, and it begins.

In the world’s best TV show – HBO’s ‘The Wire’ – Detective Lester Freamon reminded us to “follow the money”. This mantra should be invoked before you click or read anything.

The Media

About four years ago, my Twitter timeline began to light up with stories about the death of a prominent terrorist. An hour later, the President of the United States was on TV confirming the reports. You can rest assured that the journalists who tweeted that story wanted to be first to report it – while still maintaining their integrity for truth and accuracy. The consequences for doing otherwise would have been damaging – as legitimate news organizations value trust above all.

For some reason, sports ‘journalists’ are not held to anything near the same standards. Let’s take a look at the numbers from the excellent footballtransferleague.co.uk

rumour stats

Now let’s imagine that a prominent and respected newspaper or website had a proven track record of only being right 30% of the time. Or better yet, imagine if these outlets had to post their accuracy rating on their mastheads for all to see.


Would that be enough to make people stop to think about whether or not their thirst for news on their club was in the hands of trusted and respected sources?

You and I

Now for the unpopular part. A big part of the problem is us, the supporters.

We follow fake agent accounts on Twitter and retweet their nonsense.

We take everything we consume on the internet as gospel, rarely stopping for a moment to think critically about what we’ve just read.

And worst of all, we are the pawns in the huge, money-making internet machine every time we click on a story we know is bullshit – but that we really want to believe is true, because it’s about our club and our club is more important than anything.

I understand. I do. It would be awesome if Lionel Messi were to join Manchester United.

But he’s not coming.

And if you read somewhere that he is, there is a line of people who are benefitting from your interest in this most unlikely scenario – from the player, his agent, his club, the reporter, his employer and so on.

So please, think responsibly and don’t click on stories that insult your intelligence as a football fan. You can believe that report when the player is holding up the shirt, but until then – follow the money.

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